I know humans are egcentric but what about our cuddly pets? I’m telling you I have a dog and he is the most egocentric creature I know, except for my dad who is pretty egocentric. His name is Buster and if anyone ever has suited their name better I would love to know. Buster makes it his business to trawl the neighbourhood looking for things to bust up. Hoses, kid’s bikes, gardens and garden ornaments, other dogs. His favourite thing to menace is the next door neighbours cat Treacle. But the thing about Buster is he doesn’t just bust things up, he’s so proud of his efforts its embarrassing. He shows of his achievements. He brings them home and displays them on the front lawn. And he refuses to be reprimanded. He is not scared of anyone, least of all me. Yep, Buster is egocentric through and through. You can’t tell me egocentricity is just for humans.